THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

Man 1: But I'm not Gay!

Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?

Man 1: but I'm not!

Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!

Man 1: honestly?

Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!

Man 1: probably Iron Man.

Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?

Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....

Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?

Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.

Man 2: oh yeah..

Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-

Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.

*awkward silence*

Man 2: ...and you said you weren't gay!

Rotten like a crackwhore
backing out out the backdoor
show us what you’re good for
stick it to the noise board
come on join the bloodsport
show us some support, still
working at the drugstore
is it because you’re A FUCKING

Backstabber! Hope grabber!
Greedy little fit haver!
God, I feel for you, Fool…..
Shit lover! Off brusher!
Jaded bitter Joy crusher!
Failure has made you so cruel….

The Dresden Dolls - Backstabber